Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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