Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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