I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Still dying that you shit outside
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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