"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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