Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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