I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
This girl is more easily done than said...
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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