she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
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It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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