About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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