I want to make a zoo with you.
We named our party play list daddy issues
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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