Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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