This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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