Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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