I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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