Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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