Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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