i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
