I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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