I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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