thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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