Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
