I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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