You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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