WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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