Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
false alarm. still invincible.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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