Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
two words: eviction party
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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