Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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