god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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