Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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