just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
