Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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