you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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