Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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