wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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