Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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