Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
then he tried to convert me to islam
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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