Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?