Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat