This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys