one might say we're banned from that church
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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