Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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