the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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