I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
But break dance skills will only take you so far
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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