Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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