uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
its not stalking. its research.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You took a bar mat shot.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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