My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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