I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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