wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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