lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
