handjob tips. give me some.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How naked do you want me to be?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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