i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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