The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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