Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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