This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I AM VODKA MAN
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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