Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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