singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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