At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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