some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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