I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
why do cheetos always look like penises
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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